Quote post Props: skirts, scarves, cards with wishes (you can photoshop so that the jacks of kings and ladies are with the faces of the birthday man and his relatives) find free photoshop programs. On the reverse side of the cards, print fortune-telling - wishes. You can take ordinary cards and stick wishes on the back. And wishes can be cut from newspapers - horoscopes. We photographed and printed on a color copier (4 cards per A4 sheet, and fortune-telling was printed on the back, then cut and laminated, we got real cards and a memory of the hero of the day.)
Music from the movie "Tabor Goes to Heaven" "Nane Tsoha"
It turns out, dancing, a gypsy.
The gypsy woman approaches the guests:
Good afternoon, romale. I am the gypsy Aza
I came to you here directly by order.
On the table oh piles, oops, oops, opochki.
That her, and that is yours, and this pile is mine.
I wanted to tell you what an obsession
I can tell you fortunes for a fee.
Gilded my pen, just don't be scared
Better Aza not to find, do not even try.
Who wants to be enlightened here
about luck and love,
Come to us one by one,
just prepare the money! 
He takes out a card and offers to choose the one that looks at him.
Card meanings:
The queen loves you -
Queen of beauty,
Do not skimp on gifts
buy flowers more often!
"You've been thinking for a long time girlfriend
with whom to go down the aisle:
At seventy four years old
you will get married at last!
Your health, Romala,
we envy a little -
I see how at the wedding of my grandson
you are dancing hopaka!
Your husband will become an oligarch,
will take you everywhere -
But it will turn into an engineer
if you cut!
You are a rich fan
call to nature -
He has 6 acres in his garden
and the beetle gnaws potatoes!
You will receive an inheritance
seven uncles -
House in Paris, villa in Nice
and some islands!
Your husband is a secret prince overseas,
to disenchant him,
When the children were all asleep
you need to kiss hard!
Eight babies a year to give birth?
It's impossible!
Oh, but you are not married!
Be careful!
I see the queen of spades
interests you!
Sells his apartment
to buy you a Mercedes!
Your boss at work
winks with his right eye.
But do not try to answer,
he will shove a report on you!
Unexpected gift
fate will prepare for you:
What is from now on after drunkenness
the head will be clear!
Your health line
will take you far!
We would look for the end
only our wife will beat us!
You have vision problems
may soon await:
Not to see troubles
do not notice fools!
You will find a treasure in the apartment,
he's in the wall where the wardrobe is.
Well, if you don’t find -
update the interior!
They say mutual love
all are submissive to age!
Every year now to fall in love
you will be up to a hundred years old!
You have my soul, soon there will be grandchildren,
it will be fun then, and there will be no boredom.
And I will tell you so, smile dear,
After all, with your smile, you are very beautiful.
And I will look into your eyes, I see good luck in them,
Because this time, it couldn't be otherwise.
Be you, beauty, tomorrow morning as an asterisk,
a pussy, a fish, and if you give me a beer, you will become a wife again.
Wai, what a heavy blow awaits you! ...
In the morning, when you get up on the scales ...
A big loss awaits you ... You will lose your tie.
All night you will search, in the morning you will find ... On the belt of a neighbor.
Get ready for the big battle! Did you eat red caviar?
Pink salmon will come to take revenge!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money,
The one that you will lose today.
They are waiting for you, the boundless ones, the unknown ones.
You will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up!
Friends around you will be today. Faithful friends, faithful.
Tell me what their names are? Sharik, Bobik and Polkan.
They will give you two bags of happiness today
one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
You will sleep, curly, you will sleep sweetly, softly,
Until the cake is pulled out from under you!
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry.
And everyone else will fall asleep!
Oh, my dear, they will lay eyes on you today,
I know for sure. Then another heart, liver, tongue,
and on top of something long, so thin ........... is hard to see.
..... aaaa herring!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you will run for beer,
in the evening - for the girls!
And you know exactly what tomorrow will be
- Monday (if today is Sunday)
Wai, daragoy, it will be bad for you ....... you have to go to work
Well, handsome, gilded the handle, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything! You will be hungover tomorrow!
Be careful tomorrow .........
and don't fall asleep in your neighbor's plate ...
There are three lines on the hand with lily petals,
This is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you!
Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable,
But luck awaits you and love will come to you.
(fortune-telling to the hero of the day)
The house, I see, is full of a bowl,
almost overflows!
So that our fortune-telling comes true,
pour us quickly!
When the gypsy told everyone fortunes, she says:
Guests are darling, and now I ask you to dance a gypsy with me.
A gypsy incendiary song sounds.
Everything.
New Year's Eve is a fun holiday, which is usually celebrated in a noisy company of relatives, friends and good acquaintances. The main thing to take care of on this winter evening is a hearty treat. However, without entertainment, the holiday can seem boring. To have fun, you can come up with predictions for the New Year, comic fortune-telling and games.
When to use comic predictions
The main task of comic predictions is entertainment and uplifting. Do not take such an undertaking with undue seriousness. However, there were also such cases when the obtained prediction was exactly fulfilled.
So that none of the guests is offended and upset, you need to choose good wishes, congratulations and toasts. It is a good idea to use jokes and humor. Games in this manner will be appropriate for any company:
- in the family circle;
- at a New Year's meeting with friends;
- at a corporate party;
- during New Year's evenings in cafes and restaurants;
- at children's New Year's parties.
The only rule is that wishes and predictions are appropriate for the age of the players.
Types of comic divination and predictions
The choice of games and entertainment at the holiday largely depends on the organizer's imagination. They can be presented in various forms and forms:
- fortune telling;
- comic predictions for the New Year;
- toast predictions;
- gypsy divination
- entertaining competition.
To create a mysterious setting, you can use "magic" items:
- a bag of prophecies;
- a deck of cards;
- a bag or chest with magic symbols;
- colored cards;
- balls;
- "Magic" sweets.
Cheerful predictions
Quirky prophecies resonate with guests at any party or banquet. Here you can come up with any predictions in prose and poetry, the main thing is that they are kind and as frivolous as possible. At the holiday, everyone present should have fun and have fun, and not look for possible coincidences with life.
It is better to design the game in such a way that guests get random wishes. This can be done in several ways:
- ... All the cookies are laid out on a large platter and the participants are asked to choose one at a time.
- Embed wish notes in candy wrappers. Distribute as in the case of cookies.
- Inflate balloons and put notes inside. At the appointed time, the balloons are handed out to the guests and asked to burst them. In this case, it is worth stocking a little more balloons than the number of guests should be, as the balloons may burst at the wrong time.
- You can stick numbered notes to the bottom of the plates. All plates are left on a separate rack at the entrance. Each guest chooses his own plate. When the time comes for the game, the guests call the numbers, and the presenter reads out the predictions.
On the video, the option with cookies:
You can come up with dozens of your own interesting predictions, or you can use ready-made ideas:
- Hard work with a spoon and fork at today's feast can bring great rewards.
- It is worth paying close attention to every glass on this evening - there is a risk of letting it pass by.
- Today will be the best evening, like everyone else.
- The cockroaches living in the head will have an extremely fun year.
- In the near future, the realization will come that the inner core is nothing more than an awl in one place.
- There is one bad news - weight gain is coming soon. The good news is that this increase will be in the wallet area.
- The next vacation will take place in an all-inclusive place. Even if it is the home of relatives.
- There is a sign: if neighbors from below are knocking on the battery, then in the coming hours there will be a merry holiday in a noisy company.
- In the new year, there will be a meeting with a goldfish, but the fish will be baked and with vegetables.
- Next year, carefully look at your step, then you will not be able to go astray from the road leading to great luck.
- In the near future, it will be possible to get rid of one of the bad habits. But do not flatter yourself, 2 new ones will appear soon.
- If you find a foreign object in a plate with salad - do not be upset, this is a happy sign.
Comic predictions for the signs of the zodiac
Fans of astrological horoscopes will certainly appreciate the predictions that are intended separately for each sign of the zodiac. It is better to write notes with funny predictions not on white paper, but on multi-colored paper. To create a magical atmosphere, it is worth decorating them with large and small stars.
The options are:
- Aries men can already prepare for the sharp turns in their lives. These are good deals and a change for the better. In other words, life will drive Aries into a stall with curly sheep and fragrant hay. Aries women urgently need to fix their curls and polish their hooves - they need to meet their happiness and pleasant surprises from life fully armed.
- Hot Taurus men must show assertiveness and steadfastness in their decisions. Only in this case they will achieve their goals. They will be able to share happiness with a tender and caring "heifer". It is time for Taurus women to descend from the clouds to the earth and start active actions. In the new year, each of them will reveal themselves from a new side. The obstinate "heifers" will become pacified, and the quiet ones will receive a boost of energy.
- In the Gemini man in the coming year, life is developing in the best way. He will be surrounded by good faithful friends, and there will always be a free minute for his favorite activity. In addition, those around you will see a wise leader in Gemini. The Gemini woman will be able to strengthen her brilliant reputation. However, this is only possible if, instead of the bitter truth, she gives people a charming smile.
- Cancer men will be able to find the most precious pearl even on the darkest day, but for this they will have to work hard. Shy Cancer women run the risk of being left without great love or fulfillment of hopes. To prevent this from happening, it's time to stop moving back and bury yourself in the sand.
- Leo men will have to work hard to take their place in the sun. However, you shouldn't expect unpleasant surprises from the coming year - it will go smoothly and smoothly. Graceful women Lionesses will be able to take a break and stop carrying everything on their fragile shoulders. The situation will resolve itself.
- Instead of self-digging, Virgo men should engage in self-development. This will not only raise self-esteem, but it will also improve relationships with friends and family. Virgo women should focus on having fun. Holidays, mass celebrations, meetings with close and old friends - all this will help to distract from problems and find love for yourself.
- The stars in the sky are lined up in such a way that Libra men will not be able to avoid the gifts of fate and the successful resolution of problems. However, it is worth a little effort to get the wheel of fortune running. It's time for Libra women to stop hesitating and weighing the pros and cons. This year must be lived as dreamed of. You need to release your emotions and dissolve in them.
- In Scorpio men, life will be in full swing next year. To be in time for everything, they should carefully plan their day. As for those around them, they hardly make plans for revenge, so there is no need to look sideways at them. Scorpio women will shine like never before in the near future. But for this you need to do creativity. People around will be able to see in Scorpio not only a player on the nerves, but also a talented artist, poet or cook.
- It's time for the Sagittarius man to stop threatening the world with barbs. The universe will certainly respond to such a gesture with favor and good luck in business. Sagittarius will only have to enjoy life. The Sagittarius woman in the coming year will receive a lot of opportunities to become even more beautiful, better and smarter. It is worth taking advantage of such offers, since in the near future, Streltsov will face big changes. You need to enter a new life prepared.
- It is not the time for Capricorn men to push their horns. Looking around, Capricorn will surely find a reason for joy and fun. It will be much more pleasant to experience delight with that only muse who will take care of you. Capricorn women can be completely confident - next year events will not pass them by. For some, romantic events await, others for exciting travels and adventures.
- In order for life to flow in the right direction, the Aquarius man should make an effort. However, you should not get excited over trifles. The most important thing in the coming year is the support of loved ones and peace of mind. It's time for pragmatic Aquarius women to announce a small time-out and do something extraordinary, for example, go on a trip without money or fall in love at first sight.
- The time has come for Pisces men to change their boring job and do what they have long dreamed of. Routine, like stagnant water in an aquarium, will not do anything good. Rybka women will be able to devote themselves to their family this year. “Heating up the hearth” and “throwing eggs” can be fun and enjoyable.
Magic toast-predictions
Magic toasts can help out the toastmaster at a time when the participants of the holiday sat down at the table after dancing. This will not allow guests to relax for a minute, because their main task today is entertainment and enjoyment. When making up toasts, you need to make sure that they are short, bright and funny:
- Kindness, smiles, sun, peace. And soon there will be a new apartment.
- May comfort surrounds every day, and may incomes always grow.
- Keep on the wave of luck and have a summer cottage in the Maldives.
- For good health, this toast, let career growth be added to it.
- Now you should not be sad in vain, because soon there will be new friends.
- In all matters, success accompanies and may life be the best.
Comic predictions for corporate parties and colleagues
A large motley company often gathers at corporate parties. For this reason, coming up with funny wishes for colleagues is more difficult. Some of those present are still young, others will soon retire. Some of the guests have not yet had time to have a family and children, some will never be able to. Some parents are in good health, others are not.
In order not to hurt a person for a living, you should avoid jokes about age, children, parents. It is also not worth mentioning weight, nationality and religion. It is better to come up with those jokes and wishes that relate directly to the work. In this case, you can slightly scold the person, but then be sure to say kind words:
- Go to the chief's office only with your left foot - after that, a promotion will take place.
- Dozens of adventures and a lot of vivid sensations await.
- Fate will soon gild the pen - send a good paycheck to the card.
- Be smiling and energetic, then the whole year will be great.
- When celebrating major victories in life, it is worth stocking up on more tea.
- Take courage! In the near future, money will start attacking from all sides.
- There will be a huge explosion in the coming year. All existing competitors and ill-wishers will burst with envy.
- Soon there will be a promotion at work: the study will be moved 2 floors higher.
- Look forward with hope - happiness awaits around the bend.
- Success in work is to be expected by next Saturday.
- Delight awaits for the heart - soon there will be an increase in salary.
- Life will give real, kind, sympathetic, superior friends.
Comic predictions for an adult company
If a company of adults is going to, this does not mean at all that preference is given here only to a plentiful snack and alcoholic beverages. Adults, no less than children, love to play funny games and arrange entertainment, so predictions and comic fortune-telling about the New Year will be greeted with enthusiasm. In this case, you can add a little "peppercorn". This prediction will become even more exciting:
- Already in the near future there will be no room for gray everyday life - they will be brightened up by a stormy romance with a charming lover (mistress).
- In the coming year, the body itself will decide how much to sleep, where and with whom. Better not to contradict him - he knows better.
- Fate is actively sending signals, so you shouldn't give up dancing with people of the opposite sex tonight.
- Look around more often - next year is favorable for intimate acquaintances.
- A tour of Europe is already awaiting, and every day will be successful in the horoscope.
- Soon you will run aground, there is a five-star hotel nearby.
- New Year promises good luck and a summer cottage located next to the sea.
Predictions for children
If you need to organize entertainment for schoolchildren and children, then you need to be more creative in preparation. Children of all ages love mystery and magic. It is better to write your wishes on colored shiny mini postcards.
Prophecies should be kind, cheerful, and understandable to class members. Better yet, arrange them in the form of wishes. When coming up with suitable options, you should not invest a lot of meaning in them. On the contrary, the more ridiculous the prediction sounds, the more fun and funny the children will be.
- This year will be sweet, buddy. You will receive a bag of chocolate as a gift.
- Lift a 10 ton weight and you will be the main champion
- If you find a new planet in the sky, you will receive a super-prize for a rocket.
- You can easily learn 105 languages.
- You can easily play the violin and grand piano in a concert hall.
Forfeits
The comic game Fanta has been popular for several decades. Best of all, this kind of entertainment is suitable for those cases when 10 or more participants gather. The meaning of fortune-telling is to collect a small object from all participants. It can be a hairpin, keychain, or something else. The main thing is that by this thing you can immediately identify the owner.
The collected items are put in a large bowl and covered with a thick cloth. Alternatively, you can use an opaque package. Predictions are also required to play. They are written on separate small pieces of paper, folded neatly and placed in another container.
The presenter pronounces the following phrase:
- What will this phantom get ...
After that, he puts his hand into a container with personal items and pulls out 1 of them. The next step is to get the fortune note and read it aloud.
Gypsy comic divination for the New Year
Gypsies have the ability to predict future events. At the same time, not every person will agree to the proposal to “gild the handle” when he sees a gypsy woman on the street or in a passage. However, on the New Year's holiday, there are hardly those who do not want to lift the secret veil of the future, even if this is just a fun game.
The role of a gypsy woman can be played by a toastmaster or one of the guests of the organizers of the holiday. To create the right atmosphere, it is enough to put on a wide variegated skirt and throw a scarf over your shoulders.
There can be many options for the game. For this it is worth using the props. This is a deck of cards, a magic bag and much more.
Divination of the gypsy
An original entertainment for the guests will be a comic prediction of a gypsy woman for the New Year and Christmas. This requires a deck of fake cards. On one side of such a card there will be a colored back, and on the other - the text of the prediction. The gypsy reveals the cards with a fan and invites the guests to draw 1. The prophecies here can be different:
- It's best to stay away from casual connections, as they can backfire.
- It is better to refuse on time from walking at someone else's expense. Do not forget that cheese can only be free in a mousetrap. Later they can calculate with interest.
- In the near future, an ardent admirer will appear, but you should not completely surrender to feelings. First you need to check the relationship for fake.
- All financial matters will soon be clear. Incomes will skyrocket.
- Gossipers can lurk behind your back. Be careful to avoid this turn.
- The wind of distant wanderings is ready to call for it. Do not give up in a hurry - the trip promises pleasant memories.
- In the near future, wealth and recognition may fall on the head. At such moments, do not forget about your loved ones.
- Even if things aren't going well right now, don't give up. A little more effort, and luck will surely overtake.
- An unexpected event is about to happen. If you approach the solution to the problem wisely, everything will turn out well.
Divination magic bag
The game "Magic Bag" can become a kind of comic divination of the gypsy woman. It is carried out as follows. Small items are put into a cloth bag or a dark opaque bag. For each of these things, the prediction is written down on a piece of paper:
- Flower. The one who got such an item in the near future will have great success in business and popularity among people of the opposite sex.
- Ring. The ring that comes across promises a quick wedding or pleasant changes in your personal life.
- Button. This is a symbol of a large family, its early replenishment.
- Candy. She symbolizes a sweet carefree life, tempting offers in the near future.
- Handkerchief. To a temporary parting that will end with a joyful meeting.
- A crust of bread. The player who comes across this item will soon encounter difficulties, but will be able to overcome them.
- Bell or bell. Great fun, festivities and happiness are already knocking at the house.
- Coin. This is the main symbol of wealth and profit. A person may soon receive an inheritance or win the lottery.
- Key. In the near future, a change of residence, purchase of an apartment or house is possible.
- Bird feather. Good news, news awaits the player. They all promise positive changes in life.
- Sliver. A small piece of wood promises good health.
- Horseshoe. Life will be fine soon. The changes will affect finances, love affairs and relationships between loved ones.
- Beans (beans). It is a symbol of family happiness.
- Bright ribbon. Soon, a long journey full of bright moments lies ahead.
Merry New Year's fortune telling
You can offer guests a simple, but at the same time funny fortune-telling on cards. It will be able to tune in a positive way and will make even the most inveterate skeptic smile.
The gypsy offers an accurate fortune-telling that will always tell only the truth. For maximum efficiency, a child is called to sit on a deck of cards. After that, the gypsy asks each of the guests to draw 1 card from the deck. Those participants who draw a card with a suit of hearts next year will live happily and richly. The main trick is to pre-buy several identical decks of cards and choose only cards with the suit of hearts. Thus, each participant in this game receives only a good and kind prediction.
All of the above games, toasts, predictions and playful fortune-telling are just a small part of the entertainment that can be offered for entertainment on a festive evening. They are as versatile as possible and suitable for family, friends, colleagues, kids' campaign.
Celebrating the holidays with a large company is fun and interesting. But only if an entertainment program is planned. Without her, celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take over the organization of the holiday, you need to think over everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menus, music are all important parts of the party. Most importantly, do not forget to prepare contests, games and quizzes. Guests will be delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, slightly touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.
crystal ball
Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch in the evening scripts. In her role, you can act independently or involve someone from the invitees. Speak ahead of time and the show can begin.
Prepare comic predictions a few days before the celebration. Short and funny, poetry is best. Write them down on small pieces of paper, then roll them up into a tube. You can age the paper with the usual strong tea leaves, or, conversely, paint the straws in bright colors. Place these mysterious bundles in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one ball to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that they are comic and funny behind their backs. In the middle of the evening, the witch appears!
The fun begins
The sorceress is dressed according to her image, holding a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, looks at everyone with a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in him! Do you want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Extract from them what was sent to you by higher powers! "
All come true
Guests can start popping balloons and retrieving bundles. The real fun is about to begin! short and funny ones will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:
- soon you will meet love, you will marry again;
- as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
- you will fly up the career ladder, you will quickly get the boss;
- you will never go bald, a lucky star keeps your hair;
- soon in your house will be heard a child's roar, laughter and stomping, and a pot, have fun quickly, my friend;
- you will soon get a miraculous balm, you will be forever young, mischievous and groovy;
- wake up in the morning - under the window of a foreign car, did you expect such a gift?
These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are perfect for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate party for any holiday!
Gypsy motives
There is a strong stereotype that all gypsies are fortune-tellers. So we will not dispel it, but, on the contrary, we will play up a funny situation. On the holiday, the gypsy Aza will come to you right from the camp, which goes into the sky! He will drop in for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it's very simple to do: you need a colorful long skirt, a scarf on your head and more jewelry. Prepare comic predictions in advance, short and best suited. Write them down on sheets of paper and put them in a nice box. The gypsy enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in the house of her great-grandmother. She opened it and saw a note there. She told that she should come to this house and distribute these sheets to those present.
Mysterious Messages
The development of events can be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy woman herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!
- I can see very clearly, you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
- A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
- A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
- You will always have delicious food in your house.
- There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
- Exactly on the night of your happiness will come.
- Very, very soon, I see you at sea!
Everyone will definitely love these comic predictions, short and funny. Best wishes for teenagers, young people and those over thirty!
All the best for children
If a children's party is planned in the house, be sure to prepare entertainment for the children. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Conduct several games, contests, let the clever people show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. It will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to unfold the cherished notes and read the messages!
- very soon you will have new friends;
- in the mall you will buy just cool pants;
- when you hear a loud ringing, you get a new phone;
- you will get five A's, although you teach very poorly;
- will call, open the door, and there is a brand new briefcase;
- soon everything will be cool, you will have a red-haired dachshund;
- your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live for a hundred years;
- in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;
Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.
School years
Not everyone likes to go to school, but as they grow up, they remember these years and dream of returning to the past! Try to arrange parties, discos, contests and games for the children for each holiday. So the class will become more friendly, cohesive. At any of the events, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select the special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.
- Something good will happen and you want to change! You will only study for five and attend all sections.
- This year you will find yourself, you will start writing books and poems.
- Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
- They will send you to the running competition, you show yourself there properly.
- You need to start dancing, and pump your back muscles, parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
- Sing like a nightingale, don't be too shy on stage!
The guys will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then it will definitely come true!
Whatever holiday you have planned, in any case you need an entertainment program and one of the best ways to make the holiday a success and be remembered by everyone for a long time. These are themed dressing ups, changing into a gypsy woman will not be difficult, and then there is no need for special preparation either.
Reception with dressing up always works, while it is not necessary to conceive a whole costume performance, it is enough to dress up one person. So if, for example, for the wedding, you can persuade some woman to change into a gypsy, then the holiday will surely come, but as experience suggests, if you can persuade a man, it will be even better.
Comic fortune telling of a gypsy for women
Until you see this live, you will not understand how well it fits. Very often, the mere appearance of a familiar person in an unusual costume and in an unusual role causes delight and cheers up. But when this person also takes up comic fortune-telling at a birthday party or at a wedding, then even the most serious people in life can hardly refrain from laughing.
1. There are many options, but choose one,
He is a distinguished Englishman, a good master.
And now you have to drink tea, and only with milk,
And be passionate about English!
2. It's high time for you to get married,
But they don't take something,
Now I’ll guess
And they'll take you right tomorrow!
Go out to the balcony tonight
There is a man with flowers and a white-maned horse!
3. Soon my husband will buy earrings, and very fashionable boots,
He will carry everything on his hands, and he will not ask for half a liter!
4. Shop windows running through,
Do not at ease cry out: "Mom dear!"
I want this bullshit! And then you will go broke on the vine!
5. To you, dear, today to the store,
There is a lot at a discount, a Georgian will sell you,
But just be careful, because you know what he is:
He is such a heartthrob, and he will take your peace!
6. Today your husband will shock you, he brought a bag from work!
That bag will move, and will reveal a red long tail.
And soon there will be a mustached scoundrel in the house!
7. This is the message to you today:
You can't eat salty today! Otherwise, you will take it and give birth to it.
After all, it has long been known to everyone in the world that from this there are children!
8. In front of everyone, I will not speak, because this is our secret with you,
You will receive instructions when the banquet is over,
For a beautiful and good woman, nothing is a pity,
I foretell you, children and good!
9. You will soon have a passionate admirer,
He's still a real colonel,
Just don't flatter yourself too much, don't get carried away in vain.
He's handsome, handsome, dressed like a dandy
Gold glitters, Lexus in the garage, and brandy,
I knew him, even Alla Pugacheva visited his networks,
He's not real at all, not a colonel, just a swindler, an ordinary criminal,
But what a lover is!
10. In order not to miss life, you need to sing and dance,
Never sleep at night, entertain good people,
If they are happy, you will be a pop star!
Comic fortune telling of a gypsy for men
Whether it is an anniversary, a wedding or a birthday, a pleasant surprise will surely succeed in any case, and people, including the heroes of the occasion, are 100% likely to appreciate it. And they will remember for a very long time and will give you pleasant moments and all those present, not only during the holiday itself, but also long after it. Someone, even years later, will surely "remember" your comic predictions at a birthday, anniversary or wedding, which will undoubtedly give you a little more good mood and pleasant memories.
1. What pretended to be a lamb, so silent, and supposedly simple,
And he himself did not miss one of the girls,
Look, our iris, when you go home to your house today,
You take me and (Oksana) with you for protection!
2. Here I am looking at the map - what a fine fellow you are!
Come on, admit it, how long have you been, father of many children?
How many do you have? It's not good to lie, it's not good
How everyone looks like you
In every town you've visited
I did not forget to leave my mark everywhere!
3. You are a good man, I see that it is not a mistake!
There are many sins behind you.
You will open the window with one hand,
You will come home drunk!
4. To such a man, special interest,
Well, that's why you got into an intimate business, tell me, did you get involved?
On the bottom naked, you wanted to dig some money.
Now take a pill, take it with some water.
Remember: on bath brooms, washcloths, you will not see profit,
At least a drum in the wall!
5. What's a good bitch?
It can be seen that not everything is as it is.
We need to fill a glass,
And sit on your ass!
6. You will certainly get lucky in the lottery, run quickly, hurry,
If you buy a whole bag of tickets,
Soon you will benefit from the old boots a new lace!
7. But here you are, golden,
He told everyone that he was single.
Stop driving girls crazy
Have stormy romances
To every girl, promise to marry,
After all, it's time to settle down -
The wife is at home, the children are waiting too!
8. Such a good guy, but that's a miscalculation in love,
The most beautiful blonde, you have chosen in vain,
The blonde was taken away - the calculation was wrong.
Inaccurate calculations, you little friend let you down!
Of course, not for that, put a coin -
Picking up a beauty: pooping - point it!
9. And in newspapers, on TV,
Would you, in all your glory,
After all, you once wanted
Be a people's deputy!
10. It can be seen to me that he is still a fisherman, but not just anyhow!
By the river, in summer and winter, you held a fishing rod in your hands.
You are not afraid of cold frosts, you are not afraid of the heat,
Only the fish, therefore, it seems, was it not a mermaid?
I see, I still do not understand, I myself was hooked!
Nata carlin
Trying to diversify the festive evening, the organizers come up with comic wedding predictions for the guests. To do this, one of the presenters is dressed up or an actress is invited to play the role of a fortune-teller, write predictions on pieces of paper that are sealed in cookies or nuts. The easiest way is to tie the prediction leaflets to candies of the same color, put them in a vase and invite the guests to choose and find out their fate for the near future.
Fortune Nuts
Organization of a scene for a wedding with a gypsy
Gypsies at the wedding have always been welcome guests. Colorful and spirited, with numerous jokes, jokes, songs and dances, they could cheer up, make all guests have fun, without exception... Today, these cheerful people are rarely invited to weddings, but tradition is tradition, therefore contests and jokes with gypsies remain very popular.
If you want to organize a comic fortune telling from a gypsy to guests, it is not necessary to hire a professional actress. Change your girlfriend or relative in a colorful outfit and prepare a text for her.
Even if you do not have enough time to rehearse and learn everything, the words can be read from a piece of paper
When the guests are already a little bored, you can start the game. Entering the hall to the music, a woman should approach each of the guests and say “ gild the handle dear»Speak your predictions. The gypsy's words can be as follows:
- Wai, I see, dear, you will become a big shot. You will be fat and happy!
- I know, dear, you love her, do not go to the side, do not look for a cold partner of the opposite sex, you will catch a cold and get sick!
- Wai darling are waiting for you high relationship, meter ninety, no less!
- Drink your glass, dear, you will be alone with someone tonight!
- Gild the handle, good one, I'll tell you what will happen tomorrow! The hangover is tomorrow!
- You will sleep sweetly today, dear, you will sleep very sweetly until the cake is taken from under you!
- Friends, dear, are waiting for you! Oh, and faithful friends are waiting, but faithful ones. You will spend the whole night with them! Their names are Bobik, Sharik and Tuzik.
- Happiness, my dear, is waiting for you in the morning! Unprecedented luck! You will find a wallet that you will lose today.
- The sea is waiting for flowers tomorrow morning! Beautiful flowers, with high stems! You will wake up in the flowerbed!
- The battle awaits you, falcon! Terrible battle! Did you eat black caviar? The sturgeon will come to take revenge!
- Wai, loss awaits you! You will lose your tie! In the morning you will find it at your neighbor's.
- You, beauty, will be sweet tomorrow, the only one, desired and beloved until you give me a beer. Then you will turn into a wife again.
- Do you love horror stories, precious? No? Then don't look in the mirror tomorrow morning!
Beautiful gypsy girl
You can think of a lot of similar jokes. Use jokes from famous comedians or watch scenarios that involve a gypsy woman at a wedding.
The main thing is to approach the game with enthusiasm and humor. Guests will definitely be very satisfied
How to compose a comic horoscope for guests?
Another option to diversify the evening and allow guests to laugh is to make a comic astrological forecast for them. For this dress up a friend in a stargazer costume... If the props are not available, find large glasses and build a hat with stars out of blue cardboard. You can use a tablecloth or bedspread as a mantle.
For the first day, it will be enough to predict that all zodiac signs today have an equal chance to have a great time... The forecast can be made for the next day for each constellation of the horoscope. You can call it "The Hangover Prediction for Tomorrow Morning."
Aries... A surprise awaits you tomorrow morning! You will see in the reflection of the mirror that your gorgeous horns have suddenly become even, like Cupid's arrows, and now you have to work hard to get through the doors.
Taurus... On the eve of the wedding banquet, you drank a pack of activated charcoal and suddenly decided that now everything will be fine with you? You will still see this very coal and understand that everything is not as good as you would like.
It is unlikely that tomorrow morning, opening your eyes and looking in the mirror, you will see a person who is absolutely similar to yourself.
Crayfish... Today's workout will come in handy tomorrow. Now you will crawl backwards from each poured glass for a long time, remembering the hangover.
Lions... In the early morning, you will emit such a desperate roar that the neighbor will take pity and bring you a bottle of mineral water.
Virgin... I do not recommend going to your favorite mirror in the morning. You will lose faith in yourself.
scales... Tomorrow you will be confused, counting how much alcohol a normal person can drink and comparing it with the amount that you have drunk.
Scorpions... Place a bottle of beer by your bed overnight. Drink as soon as you open your eyes! Otherwise, the next day you will sting everyone around you.
Sagittarius... Hide your glass of champagne for tomorrow so you don't have to shoot in the morning.
Take a close look in the mirror in the morning to make sure there are no new horns.
Aquarians... In the morning you will visit again to continue having fun.
Fishes... Do not fight like a fish on ice! The holiday was a success, and whoever did not like your behavior, let them die of envy.
You can think of a lot of comic horoscopes.
If you have a talent for poetry, try to describe the character of each zodiac sign with a simple quatrain.
If not, add your own text to the descriptions of the morning following the wedding day of the constellation representatives.
Fortune cookies for a wedding
The idea for wedding fortune cookies came to us from the West. This fun lottery guarantees every guest a sweet treat and the opportunity to draw a lucky ticket... The lottery can be held in the banquet hall, but it will be more interesting to distract the guests who are a little tired from a busy day with a walk. Just imagine if you handed a basket of such cookies to a friend and asked to deliver it to those present. People's spirits will immediately rise!
Fortune cookies
You can bake such delicacies yourself, but I must say that this is a long process, so it is better to order them from pastry chefs or wedding salons. Typically, these cookies are sold in beautiful, themed boxes, they are made in the form of hearts or figurines of the bride and groom, and inside there is a leaflet with a prediction written in food paint.
For needlewomen, you can give a simple recipe for wedding cookies:
- egg white - 2 pcs.;
- vegetable oil - 3 tbsp. l .;
- sifted premium flour - 8 tbsp. l .;
- powdered sugar - 8 tbsp. l .;
- salt - 1 pinch;
- starch - 1.5 tsp.
If you wish, you can add a little cinnamon, vanilla, almond or any other essence.
Beat the butter and whites into a foam, add all the other ingredients and stir thoroughly until a thick sour cream consistency is obtained. Put small tortillas and bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes. Remove the cakes from the baking sheet, wrap the fortune-telling leaves in them, put them in a glass bowl until they cool.
You can write texts with food coloring and a pen
Write different predictions, so that guests do not come across identical leaves... Come up with the texts yourself or choose from the following:
- There are 2 news for you - good and bad. Bad - you will get fatter! Good - in the wallet area!
- Loss awaits! Today you lose your head having met your happiness!
- Coming to the resort soon, choose your travel companion today!
- Your summer will be sunny, warm and fun.
- By morning today, the whole fairy tale will dissipate, and you will return to reality.
- Today is your luckiest day! Those who follow him will be even more successful!
- The newlyweds will really like your gift!
- Carefully! Soon a big pile of ... .. money will fall on you!
Happy couple
It is very easy to make your wedding interesting, fun and amusing. It is enough to make quite a bit of effort and read about how did the other newlyweds celebrate... Rest assured, you will find many interesting ideas that are easy to bring to life.
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